Monday, May 01, 2006

Weird Software You’ll Never Need

1. PawSense

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard. Every time your computer boots up, PawSense will automatically start up in the background to watch over your computer system. Even while you use your other software, PawSense constantly monitors keyboard activity. PawSense analyzes keypress timings and combinations to distinguish cat typing from human typing. PawSense normally recognizes a cat on the keyboard within one or two pawsteps. If a cat gets on the keyboard, PawSense makes a sound that annoys cats. This teaches your cat that getting on the keyboard is bad even if humans aren't watching. Once a cat has been recognized, PawSense blocks the cat's keyboard input. This keeps the cat from entering lots of commands to your programs or operating system. PawSense also includes a screensaver mode, which features extra-sensitive cat detection, protection, and sonic training and a one-click escape button. We make our software easier to use with a printed, bound manual. We know that trying to read computer help files and use software at the same time on the same computer screen is a nuisance.

2. MindGuard

MindGuard is a program for Amiga and Linux computers that protects your mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think. MindGuard works by leveraging your computer's aluminum-based innards to both detect and emit psychotronic energy using advanced quasi-quantum techniques. Once a mind-control signal is identified and analyzed, MindGuard can generate a specially tuned anti-signal that will jam the incoming signal. If MindGuard is unable to properly identify the signal, it will generate psychotronic white noise to ensure the signal's harmful message is scrambled. MindGuard is fully configurable and can be customized for the individual user using biorhythmic and eponymologic settings. MindGuard also includes an advanced DePsych utility, allowing the removal of almost all deep-burned memetic patterns -- including even commercial jingles.With MindGuard, you can rest assured that your most valuable possession -- your mind -- is safe from the nefarious tinkering of evil-doers.

3. Digital Physiognomy

Digital Physiognomy uses a sophisticated neural network to identify correlations between facial features and psychological characteristics using photo identification techniques recognized by law enforcement professionals. Only facial features that can be interpreted by physiognomy were used. You select eyes, eyebrows, foreheads, cheekbones, chins, noses, mouths and ears to assemble a face. The program determines a person's psychological characteristics and presents a detailed character analysis of that person in a graphic format. You may then print a report or save it as a web page. The program does not forecast the future, but discovers how others really see you. It also allows you recognize and read personality traits of others, to identify your strongest character traits and to identify the character flaws of your opponent.

4. Horoscope Explorer

Generate Horoscopes quickly, easily and accurately with Horoscope Explorer. This is world's best selling Vedic Astrology software. It generates a wide variety of reports and predictions, makes yearly progressed horoscopes (Varshaphala), and also generates comprehensive marriage match making analysis. You need solid knowledge of Indian astrology and traditional astrology if you plan to use this program. Horoscope Explorer Pro is highly technical software addressing mainly to professional stargazers or lotus eaters or any other sort of horoscope experts. Using this program is not easy at all even if they provide you with useful maps and help topics. Again, if you don't have basic knowledge of Hindu astrology better don't use it unless you are into spiritual S&M practices.

5. AV Voice Changer

With AV Voice Changer you can change your voice over Internet, PC Phone, gaming, voice chat, voice mail. Talk in male, female, teen, baby voice to chat anonymous or have online fun in chat room. Create many voices for movie, story telling, presentation, and narration. Also change music, make new song and audio clip. Record chat, phone, Internet radio, music, or your voice, your karaoke singing. Add effects to enhance voice or background. Compare changed voice to another's voice and tell you which part needs further adjust to simulate target voice. Various preset "nickvoices", effects, and equalizer settings are available to apply.


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